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bladesofasgard2012-08-18 11:38 pm
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Meanwhile, in New Mexico...
"Are you sure we're in the right spot, Boss?"
Clint eyed the starry sky over their head with a skeptical look as he maneuvered the SHIELD-issued SUV down the abandoned stretch of desert highway. The skies overhead were clear and bright and utterly empty except for a quarter-full moon and thousands of stars. It was a beautiful night - something they didn't see many of when on base in New York City, so it was nice, despite the fact that it was the middle of the night and they were in the middle of the nowhere.
Oh yeah, and they were chasing aliens. Because that was a completely normal thing to do these days.
"How did this become our lives? Seriously? Are we actually out here looking for little green men?"
Clint eyed the starry sky over their head with a skeptical look as he maneuvered the SHIELD-issued SUV down the abandoned stretch of desert highway. The skies overhead were clear and bright and utterly empty except for a quarter-full moon and thousands of stars. It was a beautiful night - something they didn't see many of when on base in New York City, so it was nice, despite the fact that it was the middle of the night and they were in the middle of the nowhere.
Oh yeah, and they were chasing aliens. Because that was a completely normal thing to do these days.
"How did this become our lives? Seriously? Are we actually out here looking for little green men?"
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He had tapped his comm, and all he got at the other end was a broken stream of static interference. They were on their own. And me without my ruby slippers.
"Just keep us in one piece." He didn't let any tension into his own voice, calm and steady as ever.
As they got closer the high beams only made it a few feet in the dust kicked up by the tornado, the shadows offset by erratic flashes of light that didn't look like normal lightening even to the camera's infer-red. And - that was a person.
"Swerve left." The order was followed by the dull thud of a body against the side of the van, and just as suddenly as everything had started - it stopped.
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So when he caught the figure of a person outside his right-0hand window, it happened too quickly for even him to react, although he tried, the SUV skidding sideways as he yanked on the wheel.
It wasn't enough to avoid the tell-tale thud of a body hitting his hood though.
Clint's pulse pounded as the SUV spun sideways before skidding to a stop and he sat there frozen for a moment, eyes wide and staring at the clear view in front of him.
"Shit," he rasped out, feeling his hands tremble, and wasn't that embarrassing, because it's not like he hasn't had to do things like this before, has purposefully bowled people over, but they were usually bad guys, people shooting at him, not some random stranger blinded in a freak desert whirlwind.
"Shit. Coulson, did I just... Fuck!"
And he didn't bother waiting for permission or orders or anything before he was scrambling out of the vehicle to search for the unlucky bastard he'd hit.
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He was out a moment later, Barton already crouched beside the man who seemed to be coming around, muttering to himself or... making cat sounds. He was alive, anyway, and that was something, a fraction of relief until he started trying to sit up. Barton had that handled at the moment however.
It gave Coulson the chance to case the area, noting the runes etched into the floor where they stood, and another dark figure rising to his feet. He placed himself between Barton and the man he hadn't noticed before, who looked understandably unsteady on his feet. When Coulson touched his comm this time there was an immediate response. "I need EMS out here now, we have civilians injured. Yes, we did. Send a team. Get someone from linguistics."
Only two as far as he could tell, similarly dressed, and Coulson took a step towards the other, hands open and obviously empty. "Excuse me, sir? I'm Agent Coulson, with SHIELD. Are you hurt?"
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He'd tried to speak, tried to say anything - This was for you! I was doing this for you! - but his words had been lost in the void.
And then he hit the ground, dirt filling his mouth. More confusion, sounds and foreign smells and shouting and sudden, blinding light--
Loki scrambled to his feet, hand grasping air for a dagger that would not come - my magic, I'm so empty, what - and then he tore one of the few he carried normally from the sheathe hidden by his coat. All he could really take in with a mind already taxed was the sight of Thor, sprawled out on the ground and obviously wounded, his presumed attackers already at him.
"Brother!" Intellectually, he knew Thor was no longer his brother, had never been his brother, but in this moment of frantic concern, intellect was overtaken by instinct. Loki threw the knife at Thor's presumed attacker, already tearing another, smaller dagger from his boot as he surged toward the man.
And ridiculously, it felt good to finally have something to fight, other than himself.
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He reacted instinctively, weight shifting so he was braced for impact as he snatched the taser from his belt and fired off the single shot. All of the man's focus was on Barton, and on his brother, so he had to hope that the bulk of his body blocking the former would delay or mislay that second throw long enough for the shot to take him down.
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That was all Loki managed before the voltage hit him. At that point his body game him no choice, and he hit the ground in an undignified heap.
His last conscious thought was a resigned "of course," since it seemed of a piece, that one more thing would go terribly, irrevocably wrong.
If he was lucky, maybe they'd kill him and he wouldn't wake again.
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"Have care where you... hands..." Thor batted his hands away, or tried to, the effort entirely in vain because the man seemed to have so many hands all at once. He called his hammer to him instinctively, but there was no answering call of magic, and his hands clenched into fists, Mjolnir's name on his lips.
This couldn't be. This couldn't be.
Loki's voice cut through the haze of confusion as sure as any knife, and Thor reacted instinctively, eyes widening. "Brother!"
He reached up to shove irritating the mortal out of the way, scrambled to his feet just in time to see Loki collapse. Pure fury overtook any other emotion and Thor growled, charging for the man who had dared to harm his brother.
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And he would have heard about a Ren fair near here by now, they'd been here almost a week. It's not like there was a lot to do for entertainment in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere New Mexico.
Although when he herd the tell-tale sound of a taser, his head jerked up in alarm in the direction of his boss. "You did not just.... Please tell me you didn't just tase the nice alien, sir. Isn't that grounds for... hell, it's not even an international event anymore, is it? What is it now, interstellar? Intergalactic? Interplanetary? This was not covered in the briefing, sir."
There wasn't time for him to get an answer, or even babble out more of a protest, because really, tornadoes and aliens and what the hell was this? Either way, his half-panicking was interrupted by the inert, incoherently mumbling male on the ground in front of him suddenly coming to with a ferocity and lunging at Coulson, knocking Clint over in the process.
Clearly Clint hadn't hit him hard enough the first time.
His foot shot out on instinct, taking the hulking blond man down to land face first in the dirt before he'd even gotten a step. Clint stared down at him in mingled annoyance and horror. "Okay, I'm sorta sorry about that, I didn't really intend to do that, but man, I just hit you with my car, you really shouldn't be moving like that and my boss will tase you. Just as a warning. You might want to stay there till we get this sorted."
Grimacing, Clint rubbed the sand off him and cast a disgruntled look in Coulson's direction. "I think it's a little late for the 'We come in peace' spiel, isn't it?"
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"I think that's his line." Coulson replied, nodding at the man on the ground.
He backed off enough to kick a knife away from the darker man's limp hand, noting the sudden tension in the blonde - concern? - confusion and realization. More confusion.
"He's only knocked out and I'd rather not do it again. We're not here to fight." Coulson lowered his tazer again when the man didn't move, though he suspected that had less to do with trust and more with the unconscious brother. He seemed to be having trouble keeping his eyes open, let alone fighting. "I think you both need medical attention."
"Do not touch me or mine again again, mortal." He shot Barton a narrow glare before trying to sit up. He made it onto his arms unsteadily before falling back down again muttering something that sounded like a curse. "We have no quarrel... Leave."
He didn't try getting up again. It looked like he was down and out this time. Coulson turned his attention to Barton.
"Check him for weapons. We should have medics here soon." He set to work on the darker one, rolling him onto his side. "Are you alright, Barton?"
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"Sir, I just drove through a tornado and hit an alien with your car. I'm not sure 'alright' encompasses things right now."
Still, he lifted his head and shot Coulson a searching look. "Are you alright?"
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Coulson's lips pressed into a thin line, his hand slightly unsteady as he lifted it away from the unconscious and now fully unarmed man. There were a lot of strange things in the world, he knew that first hand, but that was why he threw himself into his job. He didn't have to worry as much about how he felt when he was too busy figuring out what he needed to do.
He stood finally and brushed some sand from the collar of his suit, the gesture entirely pointless, but it gave him somewhere else to look. "Sure." Relatively speaking. He wasn't unconscious, and that was always a plus.
There were flashing lights in the distance already, coming closer fast. From the comm chatter, it had to be theirs. "Let the EMTs take a look at you too. Then, if you're up for it, we have a temporary base to secure."
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"Also, that was so not convincing. You're slipping, Boss-man."
Clint made a face at the mention of EMT's. "I'm fine. The SUV took the brunt of the damage anyway. And that guy," he added, jerking a thumb at the blond giant he'd accidentally hit. "I can help with the base, though."
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He didn't respond to the latter part of Barton's teasing, but he took a slow breath so his hands stilled and his features were neutral again long before the first car pulled up. He gave Barton an assessing look and considered arguing, but in the end he just nodded. "Come on then, let's get back to work."